morninggloria: These bracelets will help me better express myself. “Mrs. Pussy” and “I (heart) Gay” are my favorites, but to be honest, I’d wear them all at once just to make sure no one sits next to me on the bus. I thought the “short dick” one said “smart dick” and I was really sad when I figured it out. I really need the “I’m Virgin” one and the “Mrs. Boom Boom” one.

morninggloria:

These bracelets will help me better express myself.

“Mrs. Pussy” and “I (heart) Gay” are my favorites, but to be honest, I’d wear them all at once just to make sure no one sits next to me on the bus.

I thought the “short dick” one said “smart dick” and I was really sad when I figured it out.

I really need the “I’m Virgin” one and the “Mrs. Boom Boom” one.

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  4. wraparoundcurl reblogged this from egryan and added:
    one that says EAT JIZZ.
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  6. mariatatuada said: I really enjoy “soft cock” and “cunt off”.
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    I thought the “short dick” one said “smart dick”...I was really sad when I figured it out....
  8. thusspakekate said: I *need* “Eat Jizz”
  9. fungazi said: My favorite detail is the two varieties of how to spell jizz, just to satisfy the haters.
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  11. hosullivan said: I like “cunt off”, myself
  12. bricksandmortarandchewinggum said: I like the small dick one. But only on a bracelet. Not in real life.
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